Wet, Wet, Wet – New Kindle ebook

Wet, Wet, Wet: Three Erotic Short Stories
Abigail Thornton’s ‘Wet, Wet, Wet: Three Erotic Short Stories’ eBook

Wet, Wet, Wet by Abigail Thornton

This ebook contains three short stories, each with a distinctly wet theme: Wet and Wild, Fit For Work & Rainy Day Lovers.

In ‘Wet and Wild’, Alice takes her friend to explore a remote building known as the ‘shagging shed’. As the rain pours outside, the doors are locked and members of an exclusive club get to welcome a new member in a very special, intimate way.

‘Fit For Work’ sees Stacey forced to cycle to work. As she struggles against the wind, rain and traffic she meets Jake, a hunk of muscle with a rather large bulge in his shorts. Follow Stacey as she investigates how much of Jake’s lump is padding and how much is love muscle.

‘Rainy Day Lovers’ sees Clare soaked to the skin on her way to work. Richard makes an offer so that she won’t have to sit in soggy jeans all day… but as Charlotte teases her work colleague, is the offer as innocent as it seems?

This collection of short stories totals 11 600 words.

Wet, Wet, Wet: Three Erotic Short Stories is available now at Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk

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Pee Perverts: More Kitchen Kink (New Kindle ebook on Amazon)

Pee Perverts: More Kitchen Kink
Abigail Thornton’s ‘Pee Perverts: More Kitchen Kink’ eBook

Pee Perverts: More Kitchen Kink by Abigail Thornton

This ebook is available now at Amazon.co.uk and Amazon.com

In this sequel to Kitchen Kink, Matthew Smith, a shy lad living in the shadow of Becky, his older sister, is coming to terms with a life which has been turned upside down by Alexa, Becky’s glamorous friend.

Alexa has discovered Matt’s love of wet sex and rather than run off to tell the world (or worse, his sister) the object of Matt’s fantasies has chosen to indulge some of his secret desires. Is it possible that Alexa will do the things that Matt has previously only seen in clips on the internet? And is that what he really wants?

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Pee Perverts: Plumbing Problems (New Kindle ebook on Amazon)

Pee Perverts: Plumbing Problems
Abigail Thornton’s ‘Pee Perverts: Plumbing Problems’ eBook

Pee Perverts: Plumbing Problems by Abigail Thornton

This ebook is available now at Amazon.co.uk and Amazon.com

Cora Jenkins is enjoying the freedoms of owning her own house. She worries that her neighbours will hear just how much she is enjoying herself as she starts the day in bed with her favourite hairbrush (as her sex toys are still packed away somewhere in a box labelled “bedroom equipment”.)

After playing a dangerous game of pee desperation, Cora answers the door in the hope that it will be her plumber. It’s not but Jake is tall, dark and handsome and although he teases Cora like an older brother, he is willing to try anything to make Cora happy.

Find out what makes Cora happy in ‘Pee Perverts: Plumbing Problems’

This is a short story of about 8900 words.

It’s not just the pipes that are bursting.

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WetAndPissy – A Pee Pervert’s Review of Golden Hair Balsam starring Alyssa Reece

Alyssa Reece – Still Dry

Alyssa Reece pissing over and over again – what more could a Pee Pervert ask for? I have to say that I’ve been looking forward to seeing this video for weeks. Alyssa Reece is a genuine Pee Pervert and this video shows off her pee fetish to the max. She starts by telling us that she’s been in a very playful mood all day – and when Alyssa Reece is in a playful mood while filming a scene for wetandpissy.com, you know that what follows is going to be special.

Alyssa and I met briefly and have kept in touch ever since. I know she was excited for this shoot because she told me but it’s obvious from the moment you see her – Alyssa Reece on film with a full bladder… you know she’s going to have some pissy fun and here she’s been good enough to share it with us. She’s wearing skin-tight jeans which get wet within the first 30 seconds. When Alyssa places her hand over her pussy as the pee starts leaking out, you know she isn’t trying to hold it in.

Alyssa Reece Pissing In Her Jeans

As Alyssa perches atop a glass table, she releases squirt after squirt of piss into her khaki-coloured jeans and as the camera moves under the glass, we get to hear Alyssa peeing as well watching it pool around her knee. Alyssa sighs happily as she lies down in her puddle of piss before peeling her jeans away to expose her pussy. She tries to pee while maintaining this inverted position but her bladder refuses to co-operate, so Alyssa strips her jeans off completely and goes back to kneeling on the table, from where she fires a stream off piss onto the floor.

Remembering the title of this video, it’s possible to guess what comes next as Alyssa pulls the tie from her hair. We cut to Alyssa squatting astride a glass decanter which Alyssa rapidly fills with piss. The camera work is fabulous and we are treated to views looking up through the glass table as Alyssa starts peeing but finish with a close-up for the final trickle of urine.

Alyssa plays with a straw in the shape of a miniature (and I mean microscopic) cock, which she uses to distribute urine over her body, starting with her boobs and stomach but moving to her pussy via her a brief hair-wetting. She then fucks herself with the tiny piss-spurting cock before pouring the pissy contents of the decanter over her hair and body.

Having given herself a fabulous pissy shampoo, Alyssa empties the rest of the decanter over her bum and then swivels around and around on the table, using her pee for lubrication. She is soaked from head to toe and her hair looks fab as she takes a handful and plays with her pussy as the camera moves under the table once again.

Alyssa is ready to pee again and spins round to spread her pussy for us as the camera slides in for a close-up. Alyssa giggles to herself as she uses the tiny cock on herself again and manages to pee while it is still inside her. As we approach the 25 minute mark, Alyssa masturbates her way to a muscle-burning orgasm while the mini blue cock nestles in the entrance of her vagina. Alyssa shows her gratitude to the little toy by licking it clean before the camera breaks away.

As a finale, we close in between Alyssa spread legs and catch a face-full of her piss – well the camera does! Alyssa apologises before trying again. “My aim is not that good,” she says, having directed a second stream right at the camera. I love the way Alyssa does this – the fun she’s having with her pee. She concludes by confessing, “So… this has always been something that I’ve wanted to do… a secret fantasy of mine and now I’ve finally done it.” Alyssa had a great time filming this scene and I’m sure that you Pee Perverts out there will have just as much fun watching it.

The camera gets a piss wash from Alyssa Reece

The camera gets a piss wash from Alyssa Reece

Alyssa Reece has already firmly established herself as a Pee Pervert. If you want to see sexy solo pee play head over to wetandpissy.com and watch Alyssa’s Golden Hair Balsam trailer. If you prefer to read about pee play, have a look at my Pee Pervert’s ebooks.

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How I Kissed Alyssa Reece

It’s hard to resist Alyssa Reece. Well, it’s impossible – but I was hardly going to tell my boyfriend that. I didn’t know she was a porn star when I met her. Or rather bumped into her. I was in a hurry; she hadn’t seen the bag hanging from my shoulder and as we squeezed past each other, she ended-up wearing the coffee she’d just bought rather than drinking it.

“Oh my God,” we screeched simultaneously. The perfect matching of our words made us both smile even as Alyssa did her best to detach her scalding clothing from her body. Without thinking, I grabbed a bunch of napkins and dabbed at the previously-white top. Alyssa let me do it – even when the top had cooled and it clung like a second skin over her breasts and torso. Thinking back, there was something defiant about the way she stood with her body on display – but you never really suspect that someone might be a porn star. It’s not something you think. What I was thinking was, “Mmmm, nice top.”

I picked-up my bags, had a quick rummage then held an identical white tank top against my chest, as though trying it for size against a mirror. “I’ve just bought this, I think we’re about the same size.” Alyssa clocked the identical top and we shared another of those smiles.

“Thanks – but I think I got this.”

“I insist,” I said, swapping Alyssa’s empty coffee cup for my new top. “Just give yours a quick rinse under the tap. It’ll be fine after a wash.” There was undeniable logic.

“I thought you were in a hurry?”

“I was,” I said, with a shrug. “But my train’s on platform 14 and I don’t run. Not in these.” Alyssa looked down.

“Manolo Blahniks. Nice.” Alyssa touched her booted toe against mine. They weren’t a match but they weren’t far off. This time the shared smile grew into a grin. “I’m Alyssa, by the way.”

“Abigail. Well, Abi.” We shuffled bags and clothes awkwardly so we could shake, making us both giggle at the ridiculous formality. There was something that made us pause, hand-in-hand; it was as though we were re-connecting rather than meeting for the first time. “So, how do you take your coffee?” I murmured.

“Unsweetened; almond milk.” There was a hesitation as we carried on looking at each other. I wanted to ask questions about Alyssa: about her accent; about what she was doing in Manchester and a hundred other things but I had a peculiar feeling as though I somehow already knew the answers.

“Erm… I’ll just go and…” we said simultaneously. The only difference was that Alyssa’s thumb was pointing towards the toilets whereas mine was pointing towards the counter. We grinned in a way that should have felt stupid but didn’t and then went our separate ways.

“Do you want vanilla, chocolate or plain almond milk?” I cringed as I drew my focus back to the lad taking my order. Stop daydreaming, Abi!!

“I’m sorry?” There’s something bewildering about ordering drinks from these places. I’m an adult. I should be perfectly capable of ordering a coffee but I’ve always found it like being in some kind of medieval torture chamber when they start asking questions.

“The almond milk?” he clarified, with a patronising undertone. The undertone clicked something in my head. I started collecting details. His name badge said, ‘Julian’; skinny, about the same height as me. Was it possible for someone with that much acne to shave? “Do you want vanilla, chocolate or plain?” Julian paused after each of the flavours on offer. I smiled sweetly as he belittled me. I was going to kill Julian; he was going to die a particularly painful and brutal death. Perhaps he had an unknown but extreme allergy to vanilla? I was willing to test my theory.

“Plain,” I decided. “Thanks, Julian,” I said, as he huffed his way through preparing the drinks. Perhaps the floor behind the counter was very slippery? And all those sharp edges…

That’s the beauty of being a writer – I can kill anyone I want and no-one will ever know. Even Julian was unlikely to notice when I killed him by brutally inserting a vanilla pod up his…

“Hi,” Alyssa said, having slid in unnoticed beside me. “What’s so funny?” I write about people having sex, so there has been a lot of inserting things in various orifices… but I’d never inserted a vanilla pod anywhere. Note to self: insert vanilla pod. Perhaps Alyssa would do it for me? Alyssa and Julian? I shuddered involuntarily. No way would I do that to her… Alyssa was nice.

“Nothing,” I said. “I was just thinking about something.” It was probably best that I didn’t admit to a perfect stranger that I was smiling while plotting about us killing Julian. I looked down at Alyssa’s chest. “It’s a good fit.” I thought it best not to mention Alyssa’s nipples.

“Thanks.” Alyssa did a little half turn to show off the top. It looked much better on her than it had on me and certainly better than the sad, soggy white material dangling from her fingers. “I did my best,” Alyssa said apologetically, stretching the material for me to see. An impatient ‘tut’ made me turn back to Julian. He was so getting dead. Brutally dead. I had a sudden thought.

“I got you the plain almond milk, I hope that’s OK?”

“Perfect. Thanks, Abi.”

“There you go, Abi,” Julian said, mocking Alyssa’s accent while handing over my change.

“What’s his problem?” Alyssa asked, as I steered her away from Julian’s acne.

“He’s an arsehole.” I said the last word loud enough to make the heads in the queue turn.

“Arse-hole.” Alyssa tried the word out with a much exaggerated British pronunciation. “Asshole,” she snapped in her native accent. The second way was much quicker. North American but not American – it was softer.

“Is that a Canadian accent?” Alyssa’s head tilted to the side and she looked at me intently over our table.

“You know, Abi, you’re the first person over here to pick out that. Everyone assumes I’m American.”

“I’ve been over to Canada; West coast, starting in Vancouver.”

“My home,” Alyssa replied, with a nod.

“Really? We stayed at the Listel on Robson Street. There was a pancake place a couple of blocks down…”

“Café Crepe,” Alyssa murmured, as she took a sip of coffee.

“Mmmm,” I sighed a little dreamily. It had seemed rude not to stop off for a pancake whenever we’d been going back to the hotel. I’d tried more than my fair share of toppings and had loved each and every one of them. My stomach growled its approval at the culinary memory and I flushed with embarrassment. Alyssa was laughing at me, her eyes sparkling with amusement behind the cup she was gripping with both hands. “We did a lot of walking,” I protested. “I needed the energy.” My legs hummed with expectation as I thought back to Stanley Park and the Grouse Grind. “I loved Vancouver.”

We settled into an easy conversation about the places we’d travelled; our favourite sights – Prague, Vienna and Italy. “I really must go to the loo, or I’m going to pee in my pants,” Alyssa complained after another bought of laughter. I couldn’t help the thoughts that clouded my mind as Alyssa skipped off around the tables and disappeared into the Ladies. In my mind, she didn’t make it. I pictured a dark, wet patch blossoming down the inner thighs of Alyssa’s jeans. Again something familiar… a memory tugging from somewhere…

“I really am turning into a pee pervert,” I thought. My eyes scanned the room. Apparently, five to ten percent of the general population are into any given fetish… which meant one or two of the people in this coffee bar got pleasure from some form of pee play. Given the small number of people in the coffee bar, I was probably the only one – but hopefully not.

I smiled as I looked across at a platform full of people waiting for the doors to open on their train. There were probably dozens of us pee perverts right here… if only we knew. My bladder throbbed eagerly as I thought about doing something very naughty right where I was sitting. Perhaps Julian would have to clear up after me? Now that would be worth seeing.

“You’ve got that naughty smile again, Abigail,” Alyssa chided, sliding back into her chair. I shrugged.

“I’m a naughty kind o’ gal.” I hoped that my imitation of a Canadian accent had been better than Julian’s. Alyssa laughed in a head-thrown-back release of joy which had heads turning towards us. Something seemed oddly familiar when she did that; there was something in my memory banks which wouldn’t quite rise to the surface. I could feel it in there somewhere but I couldn’t quite place it.

I pouted, mock-sulkily. I didn’t think my accent had been that bad.

“Me too,” Alyssa said, when she’d recovered enough to speak. She was wearing the most enormous grin. The conversation paused for the first time since we’d met and it looked like Alyssa was going to tell me something important but it slipped away as Julian started to nosily clear our table. It had been nearly an hour. An hour?

“Shit. I’m going to miss my train.”

“Again?” Alyssa rolled her eyes. “You’re really not good with trains, are you?” She was teasing me.

“Can you mind my stuff while I go pee?”

“Of course,” Alyssa replied, using her feet to gather my bags around her. I gave her a pained smile. My bladder was fit to burst. What I had only imagined happening to Alyssa could very well be about to happen to me. I scuttled off to the Ladies, juggling my muscles desperately to keep from having ‘an accident’. The relief when I made it to the loo and started peeing was like a mini orgasm. These pee games were dangerous. One of these days I wasn’t going to make it.

“Better?” Alyssa asked.

“Much. But I do have to go.”

“Again? What were you doing in there, naughty girl?” Alyssa nodded towards the Ladies and gave me a filthy wink. My stomach clenched a little as Alyssa picked at a hidden truth. I might have had a little play if I’d had more time.

“For my train, smartarse.”

“Smart-arse,” Alyssa mocked, in her best British accent. I tried to give her a cross look but knew it wasn’t particularly cross. I was smiling too much.

“You’re going to get such a spanking, if you’re not careful.”

Alyssa turned and offered me her backside. “I’d like that.” I burst out laughing.

“Maybe next time,” I said, hustling her towards the door.

“Promise?” I rolled my eyes and shook my head, pretending to be exasperated.

“Who’s being naughty now?” We were at the top of the steps heading down to platform 14. “I thought you were going to London?”

“I am,” Alyssa said, humping her bag over her shoulder. “I think there are quite a few trains.” She didn’t say it but I knew she had missed whatever train she had intended to take because of me.

“This is the Liverpool platform.”

“I know. I was just coming down to see you off.”

“Shouldn’t that be the other way round? Aren’t I supposed to wave you off?” Alyssa was the tourist, after all, not me. I felt an emotional tug as my train was announced. I wanted to…

“You can wave me off next time.”

“Next time?” Alyssa waggled her perfect eyebrows at me as she pressed a folded piece of paper into my hand.

“Next time,” she said, firmly. I started re-arranging my bags so I could give Alyssa a hug.

“You’re not going to give me that British handshake thing again, are you?”

“No, I was…” Alyssa wrapped herself around me. She was all soft warmth and gentle enthusiasm.

“This is how we do it in Canada, Abigail,” she whispered. No-one I’d met in Canada had ever hugged me like that. Alyssa partially released me, paused for a second as she hooked her hair behind her ear before very deliberately kissing me on the lips.

Perhaps that was a Canadian thing too?

I didn’t stop it; I didn’t encourage it. I just let her kiss me. When we did break apart, Alyssa touched her fingertip to her lower lip. I watched both the finger and the lip behind it with a mixture of shock and awe. I was aware that people were looking at us. “It’s a Canadian thing,” Alyssa said loudly. My eyes met Alyssa’s. Were they sparkling with amusement? Had she been toying with the British reserve? “Maybe,” she added, just loud enough for me to hear. My train was standing behind me with its doors open. Alyssa flicked her eyes towards the doors and nodded. “Go on,” she said.

I had a heavy weight in my chest as I followed her instruction and hurried to a window seat as the whistle blew. We smiled; we waved and as the train pulled away, my shopping fell everywhere.

I was halfway home by the time I unfolded the paper. It read, “You’d better email me, you naughty gal!” and there was an email address. Underneath that was written ‘Alyssa Reece’.

“Holy fuck!” My eyes nearly popped out of my head – as half the carriage turned to look at me. Reece? The bubble of memory finally popped open and gave me a vivid kaleidoscope of moments. I recognised that name. It featured rather heavily on the front and back covers of the DVDs I kept in a special box under the bed. Alyssa Reece, porn star.

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VIPissy – A Pee Pervert’s Review of ‘Two Nurses’ starring Jessica Rox and Rachel Evans

I enjoyed the video of Jessica Rox peeing in ‘Wet Yoga’ so much that I just had to watch her other scene on VIPissy – Two Nurses. If you want to see Jessica Rox having pissy fun with another girl, this is the video for you.

Jessica Rox Pissing on Rachel Evans’ stockings

Jessica teams up with Rachel Evans and it’s clear that the two girls enjoy each other’s company. By ‘company’ I do of course mean each other’s pussies, tits and pee. Both Jessica Rox and Rachel Evans come across as genuine Pee Perverts, and having licked Jessica’s pussy, Rachel starts the pee play by pissing through her white knickers.

Rachel Evans Wets Her Knickers

Jessica wants to get her foot pissed on and eventually gets her stocking wet by rubbing it in the puddle of Rachel’s piss. We get an excellent view looking up through the bottom of the clear plastic chair as Rachel Evans sits down in her own urine. Jessica Rox can’t resist running her hand through Rachel’s warm pee. This scene pauses briefly with Rachel Evans taking Jessica’s piss-socked stocking into her mouth. If you’ve got a foot fetish or a stocking fetish mixed in with your pee fetish, you’ll love this, short though it is.

Rachel’s piss-soaked knickers come off and the girls kiss each other through the wet material before rearranging themselves so Jessica can lick and examine Rachel’s pussy with a toy stethoscope, before fucking it with a white pestle. Jessica takes a closer look at Rachel’s pussy with a magnifying glass as she finger fucks Rachel’s pussy with first one and then two fingers.

This being VIPissy.com, we know that the pissing will be back soon enough and the scene breaks to Jessica Rox pissing into a medical glove. Jessica carries on pissing long after the glove has been filled. Rachel ties the glove, which makes it into an instant sex toy. Jessica gives one of the piss-filled fingers oral sex and Rachel soon follows her example. Jessica takes charge, guiding Rachel Evans onto her back and proceeds to finger-fuck Rachel’s pussy with the piss-filled glove. I’ve never seen this done before but it seems to work very well until Jessica presses a little too hard and the glove breaks, spraying Jessica’s Rox’s piss all over both girls and the camera. I love the way Jessica has a fit of laughter as the scene fades away to black. This is fun for her; making a sex toy out of a piss-filled glove and having it explode all over her – it’s fun for us too!

Jessica Rox laughing as the glove full of piss explodes

The scene resumes with both girls looking composed. Rachel Evans is perched on the edge of the desk and quickly starts pissing over Jessica Rox. As the stream of urine varies, both girls are soon laughing again as Jessica tries to catch it in a bowl. The yellow piss is clear to see against the white of the bowl as Jessica sucks it up into an over-sized syringe. The syringe doesn’t get much of Rachel Evan’s piss but what Jessica manages to suck up is squirted onto Rachel’s body. Jessica then licks the piss from her friend’s stomach and tits, paying particular attention to Rachel’s nipple and belly button.

The girls swap positions and Rachel fucks Jessica’s pussy with another toy from the medical kit as Jessica rubs herself. After she’s brought herself to a sexy climax, Jessica squats over the white bowl and we are treated to a close-up as she pisses. Some of her piss goes into the bowl but most of the hot piss squirts over Rachel’s stockinged leg. The syringe comes out again and is used to soak Jessica’s nurse uniform with piss. Rachel pours the rest of the piss from the bowl over Jessica’s bum, leans down and licks the pee running down Jessica’s sexy bottom. The scene finishes with Jessica squeezing the piss out of the pair of discarded wet knickers. She closes her uniform over her pissy tits as the nurses begin to tidy themselves up for their rounds.

This 25 minute sex scene is filled with pissing, yet is gentle, erotic and fun. If you like nurses’ uniforms and piss, you’ll love it. I wanted to see Jessica Rox having fun with another girl’s piss after seeing how much she enjoyed playing with a man’s pee in Wet Yoga. Again VIPissy’s High Definition (Full 1080p) is gloriously detailed and it’s easy to imagine that you are there with the girls as they pee on each other.

Jessica Rox has already established herself as a Pee Pervert. I think Rachel Evans deserves to join the ranks after watching this video. If you want to see tender, lesbian pee play head over to VIPissy and watch the Two Nurses trailer. If you prefer to read about pee play, have a look at my Pee Pervert’s ebooks.

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Ask Abi – I’m Allergic To My Girlfriend’s Pussy

Sometimes people ask me for advice. My advice is to not ask me at all but to seek professional assistance. Sometimes the people asking won’t go away. “Tell me what you think,” they say.

“You do realise I’m an erotic writer?” I ask. “I’m not a therapist.”

“I know that, Abi, but I still want to hear your opinion.” I roll my eyes, knowing that they won’t leave me alone until I tell them what I think. The thing is, what an erotic writer thinks about most of all is sex. Lots of sex. My brain is hardwired into getting characters to have lots of hot, satisfying sex.

“I like the sound of that, they say.”

“Fuckwits,” I mutter. “Go on then, what’s the problem?”

Dear Abi,

I think I’m allergic to my girlfriend’s pussy. The first time she let me play with it, we were in the garden and I didn’t have any problems. However, I was sitting on the sofa the other night while my girlfriend was stroking her pussy, even though it was all wet. I got a bit jealous of all the attention her pussy was getting, so got my cock out and asked her to stroke that too.

Big mistake.

Not only did I start sneezing and my eyes got all watery but there was a horrible rash on my cock the next morning and I couldn’t bear to touch it for a couple of days afterwards. It’s strange because my mum has got a pussy and I’ve never had a problem with hers. My girlfriend got very upset when I told her that and she ended up kicking me out of the house. “If you think your mum’s pussy is nicer than mine, why don’t you go and play with hers you fucking pervert?” she shouted. The vicar was washing his car at the time and gave me a really funny look.

The thing is, I spent most of Sunday afternoon playing with mum’s pussy. Of course, my mum’s pussy wasn’t wet – do you think that could be the problem? I also noticed that my mum’s pussy is a lot hairier than my girlfriend’s, although I’m not sure whether this is important.

Please advise as I hate to think that I’ll have to stay away from the women I love because of my reaction to their pussies.

Jeff

Well Jeff, where do I start?

Allergies can be extremely serious and you should find out whether there is something special about your girlfriend’s pussy. Since she has kicked you out, you should take this opportunity to play with as many pussies as possible and see how you get on. I’m sure there are other women in the area who would be delighted to let you play with theirs. You could ask your mum to see if any of her friends want to help. If your mum is too busy, you could try contacting them directly. You might be surprised how keen they are for a younger man to come round and play with their pussies for an afternoon! If you do get another rash (which is always as risk if you are playing with lots of pussies), you should seek medical assistance as soon as possible.

If I was you, I’d stay as far away from your girlfriend’s pussy as possible and certainly refuse to play with it while you’re inside. You say that you didn’t have a reaction when you played with it in the garden? If you are feeling really brave, you could ring your girlfriend and ask to play with her pussy in the garden – although if the vicar sees you doing that he will probably be upset.

If you want to get back in your girlfriend’s good books, you should apologise for what you said about your mum’s pussy being nicer than hers. Your girlfriend obviously loves her pussy and it’s understandable she be upset that you would compare it unfavourably with your mother’s. In fact, it would probably be best for everyone if you kept your opinions about your mum’s pussy to yourself from now on (obviously, you can tell your mum how much you like it).

As for your mum’s pussy being hairier than your girlfriend’s, all I can think is that she doesn’t feel the need to groom her pussy as often. There is nothing wrong with that and I suggest that you simply accept that all pussies are different.

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VIPissy – A Pee Pervert’s Review of ‘Wet Yoga’ starring Jessica Rox

I found this picture of Jessica Rox pissing on her own face so arresting that I needed to know the story behind it. It takes a special kind of girl to self-pee – one with exceptional aim, for a start! I’m a genuine Pee Pervert, and having a girl pee on her own face, or piss into her own mouth is the kind of thing that provides the keystone for one of my pee erotica ebooks. My ebooks paint pissy pictures for a reader’s imagination – VIPissy shows you the whole pissy picture (and even better, they allow you to watch the wet action in glorious High Definition).

Jessica Rox Self Piss

Jessica Rox Self Pissing

More than anything else, I joined VIPissy to watch this one Jessica Rox scene – that’s how much I wanted to see it; that’s how much I wanted to see Jessica Rox pee. She has established herself as a genuine Pee Pervert already but this is a stand-out scene. Why? Well, I’ve watched it several times now and want to share with you why I think it is so special – why it stood out from all the other pissing porn for me.

Jessica Rox in the lotus position

A Dry Jessica Rox assumes the lotus position

There’s the quality. Watching Jessica piss looks great on your laptop but to get the full benefit, treat yourself to the Full 1080p download and get the video playing on a large screen TV. Be there with Jessica as her Yoga cleanses her mind, and then as her boyfriend steps up, be there as he cleanses her with his stream of piss. The fact that Jessica Rox’s eyes are closed as the stream of urine cascades down over her is a special moment. She doesn’t know when it’s going to happen and you can see the sharp intake of breath as the piss hits her.

Jessica isn’t disgusted as her boyfriend pees on her; she opens her eyes and gives a faint smile as she offers her tits to the flow of hot urine but almost immediately places her open mouth into the flow of piss. This isn’t piss as a punishment; this is piss as a plaything. Jessica plays with the stream of piss, letting it flow into her mouth like a good little Pee Pervert. Once she’s sure the flow has finished, she starts to play with her boyfriend’s cock. There’s something very real about this whole scene and the interaction between Jessica and her lover’s cock is sexual bliss. She wants to please that cock with her mouth and the way her piss-wet clothes cling to her body as she does it is a wet delight. The camera zooms in for an extreme close-up and it’s easy to imagine what it would it would feel like to be on the receiving end of Jessica’s enthusiastic blowjob.

The camera catches the moment Jessica’s pissy wet knickers are slipped off and then she slides backwards off the sofa, carefully arranging her hair into a fan. A spray of piss from her upturned pussy wets her thigh and then her tit before she tells her boyfriend to move his hands away… within seconds she has managed to pee right onto her own face. Jessica’s boyfriend wants in on the pissy action and spoils Miss Rox’s aim – but a close-up shows that she is already soaked with her own piss. As I said in the introduction – this is what I joined VIPissy to see and I was absolutely delighted to see this in full HD. Jessica’s sexy gasps and groans are delicious as she tries to pee on her own face – it’s not easy but there’s a little smile as she slips with balletic grace from the upturned position she peed in.

We’re six minutes into a 28 minute scene, and this being VIPissy, things can only get wetter! Jessica spreads her legs as she give her boyfriend an enthusiastic blowjob and empties the rest of her bladder as she pees on the rug. A clever cut sees Jessica refreshed and her boyfriend’s bladder refilled. She sucks him for a few seconds, then steers his cock when he offers another hot stream of piss. Jessica giggles and gasps as she uses it to wash her hair – no shampoo required! Jessica’s pussy finally gets fucked, sucked and fingered. The action is hot and intimate, rather than the usual overplayed pounding, as such it feels more real and is very enjoyable.

Jessica ends up on top of her lover and takes a break to piss on his cock. It takes a few seconds to get control of her bladder after having had a cock inside her but she manages to gives a full piss wash of his cock and balls. The camera is so close that it takes a splash of pee as Jessica empties her bladder. The blurred lens doesn’t hide the fact that Jessica’s excited pussy is leaking girl cum onto her lover’s cock. Rewind and take another look if you missed it!

The scene changes to Jessica in her pile driver sex position, taking a black kitchen utensil into her pussy. Watch her face; you can see that she’s not sure at first but there’s a grin of delight as soon as it’s in. Perhaps because she knows that there’s another stream of piss heading her way. Her boyfriend quickly fills Jessica’s pussy with pee – before shifting his aim down to fill Jessica Rox’s mouth with piss. Jessica Rox is a Pee Pervert, and we get to see this as she plays with it while the camera watches. Most of the pee escapes but I like to think that there’s a little swallow before Jessica takes her boyfriend’s cock while still in pile driver.

Jessica rolls out again and pees on the floor before sucking her boyfriend’s cock until she’s ready to bounce on it, working him to orgasm. Jessica offers her open mouth but most of the cum ends up on her face. There’s still time for a cleansing pee facial from Jessica’s boyfriend and a final pee onto the rug from Jessica before the scene closes with a detailed study of Jessica’s pee-covered body.

This is an amazing pee sex scene right along the lines of my Pee Perverts ebooks – if you enjoy pee as a tender, wet extension of ‘normal’ sex then you’ll love this. Pee Perverts should head over to VIPissy and watch the trailer…

Peed-on Jessica Rox in the lotus position

A piss-wet Jessica Rox assumes the lotus position

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VIPissy – A Website For Pee Perverts

VIPissy.com is a watersports website which I found recently. Anyone who has read my ‘Pee Perverts’ ebooks already knows how much I enjoy pee-related sex; anyone who follows my Twitter account knows that I love pretty pissing pictures and pissy videos. I am a self-confessed Pee Pervert after all, and admit that I’ve watched a lot of pissing porn in my time but VIPissy.com seems to me the closest match I have found to my own ‘Pee Perverts’ writing.

The first thing that I noticed when browsing the website were the smiles. The girls are stunningly pretty but the thing that makes them attractive to my eye is that they are all obviously enjoying what they are doing. They put the ‘play’ in ‘pee play’. On VIPissy, peeing isn’t a punishment – it’s Fun (with a capital ‘F’). We aren’t taken to a dark dungeon here. All is bright lights and clean sets, which means we can see every droplet of piss in glorious High Definition. In fact, I wish my house was as clean as their sets!

Unlike my study here, the only ‘dirt’ on display is the dirty sex. Guys pee on girls; girls pee on each other and girls piss on themselves. And don’t think that the girls let the fact that they are completely drenched in urine slow them down – it doesn’t. The sex is hot as well. They don’t stop; they keep on having sex and peeing over and over again. Sure, there are breaks – but the videos are well-edited and I was happy to let the performers refill their bladders for another round of pissing.

As I said, when you watch the videos, it’s obvious that these girls are enjoying themselves. When you hear the little sex noises that Jessica Rox makes as she pisses on her own face in Wet Yoga, it’s impossible to think that she’s not delighted with what she’s doing. And since the camera swings in until it’s practically touching her, you can see what’s she’s doing better than she can. The HD quality is stunning and on a big screen will make you feel as though you are right there with her, sharing her sexy stream of piss. In my world, this is the closest you can get to being a ‘Pee Pervert’ without getting wet.

You’ll probably recognise a few faces (and other body parts) as Caprice and Abby (Krystal Boyd) make appearances but it is the other, lesser known models who take centre stage on VIPissy. This works really well as each and every girl is a true Pee Pervert – taking their own urine (and each other’s) into their mouths, pussies and asses.

Easy site navigation means you can go to the list of models, click on any of the sweet young things and know that you’re about to be presented with high quality video where peeing is the central theme. They’re going to get very wet and so are you (and hard!).

The concept of each of the scenes is simple – no bladder is left unemptied. In most scenes, every bladder is emptied several times. This is what we’re here to see; this is what we Pee Perverts want and multiple pissings is what we are given, in each and every scene.

Look out for more detailed reviews of individual pee scenes as I’ve joined VIPissy.com and I really like it. A lot. If you enjoy my Pee Perverts ebooks, it’s likely that you will too.

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Ask Abi – I Cheated On My Boyfriend

Sometimes people ask me for advice. My advice is to not ask me at all but to seek professional assistance. Sometimes the people asking won’t go away. “Tell me what you think,” they say.

“You do realise I’m an erotic writer?” I ask. “I’m not a therapist.”

“I know that, Abi, but I still want to hear your opinion.” I roll my eyes, knowing that they won’t leave me alone until I tell them what I think. The thing is, what an erotic writer thinks about most of all is sex. Lots of sex. My brain is hardwired into getting characters to have lots of hot, satisfying sex.

“I like the sound of that, they say.”

“Fuckwits,” I mutter. “Go on then, what’s the problem?”

Abi,

Last weekend, I was at a party and I hooked up with my best friend’s boyfriend, Rob. We did everything but. My own boyfriend was working and my best friend was at the party but had passed out. I don’t know how it happened because I am so, so in love and I never cheat, like ever! I’m scared that Rob’s going to tell what happened which would ruin everything. Should I tell my boyfriend and my best friend what happened before they find out?

Faye (not my real name)

Well ‘Faye’,

A professional advisor would make you feel bad; they’d say that cheating is wrong because it betrays the trust of the people you love.

Fuck that.

My advice is this – get in early, girlfriend. Give your boyfriend the best sex he’s ever had. If he wants you to act slutty (and let’s face it, most men wouldn’t complain if their woman was a little sluttier) do it and more. Do things that make his cock swell and his balls ache (you should empty his balls at every opportunity). Ask him about his fantasies and make them come true.

This lays a solid foundation in your relationship. If he does find out, he has to make a choice based on the fact that you are the hottest, dirtiest woman he’s ever likely to get his hands on. He may well forgive you. If he does confront you, you can say things along the lines of, “You know what I’m like…” and then try to negotiate a relationship with a policy of you being allowed to have the occasional ‘Side-Dish’ where you get to fuck other people.

To help achieve this goal, you could perhaps hint that you’ve had your eye on one of your hot female friends and the only reason you haven’t had sex with her is that you know you’d feel ‘so guilty’ afterwards. If he doesn’t start with the whole ‘There’s no need to feel guilty’ line straight away, you could try torturing him with a dirty Sapphic scenario or say that since you’re sure she’s straight, you might need his help to get a taste of her twat. He’ll soon forget about your minor transgression when he’s balls-deep in your pussy while watching you tongue-fuck another girl.

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