Lush Stories – Humour Month Sex Stories Competition – The Results

The results are in for Lush Stories’ Humour Month Competition:

“Our common tater summed up the competition the best: “When the chips were down, some authors dug deep, and many authors put together crisp entries. A few of the plots were half-baked, others peeled off sentences which were rather gratin on the nerves. In the end, the winner was a force tuber reckoned with.”

NaughtieAnnie won with her wonderful poem Pyramus and Thisbe

My entry, Lizzy’s Lost World, got an honourable mention

Read all the entries here and see the full list of winners and runners-up here

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Horny on Holiday: Llandudno – New ebook

This is the first ebook in the new ‘Horny on Holiday’ series. These short stories revolve around hot holiday encounters, whirlwind romances and seriously satisfying sex.

Horny on Holiday: Llandudno
Abigail Thornton’s ‘Horny on Holiday: Llandudno’ eBook

Horny on Holiday: Llandudno – by Abigail Thornton

This ebook is available now at Amazon.co.uk and Amazon.com and Smashwords

Cara Jackson joins her parents on their annual Llandudno holiday for the first time in years. Being in Llandudno stirs-up happy memories of previous family holidays but also of a more significant holiday which saw Cara take her first tentative steps into the world of lust, sex and desire. When she is left (almost) alone with her memories, she finds herself presented with an opportunity to add to the saucy seaside shenanigans with Kate and Peter, the young couple staying in room 42. Is Cara up for no-strings-attached sex?

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Lush Limericks

I’ve published nine limericks on Lush Stories here. They’re all naughty and a little bit cheeky.

Be warned that the site does have some explicit advertising.

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New Poem Available on Lush Stories

I’ve published a new poem on Lush Stories here. ‘To Pretend?’ is a darker peom about forced marriage and true true.

Be warned that the site does have some explicit advertising.

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Pee Perverts: The Ballerina’s Bladder – New ebook

The fourth ebook in the ‘Pee Perverts’ series of short stories, The Ballerina’s Bladder, is now available on Amazon and Smashwords. ‘Pee Perverts’ is a series for readers who want their erotic sex to be a little bit wetter than the mainstream and there are further details about the series here

Pee Perverts: The Ballerina's Bladder
Abigail Thornton’s ‘Pee Perverts: The Ballerina’s Bladder’ eBook

Pee Perverts: The Ballerina’s Bladder by Abigail Thornton

The ebook is up on Amazon.co.uk and Amazon.com and Smashwords

Karen Wooding lives for her ‘Dance Advantage’ ballet classes on Tuesdays and Thursdays. When Suzanna Bennett, the leader of the advanced class, starts to take an interest in her development, Karen finds herself drawn into a world which exceeds her wildest fantasies. When her own private pee game is exposed, Karen has to decide whether to indulge the darker, wetter side of Suzanna. Will she choose to take part in Suzanna’s ‘extra-curricular’ classes?

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A Star is Porn – Available now on Smashwords

A Star is Porn

A Star is Porn by Abigail Thornton

A Star is Porn is now available on Smashwords

A hard, humorous satire about today’s celebrity society and the desperation to be famous at any cost. How far is a check-out girl from Whitby prepared to go? Topless? Nude? A savage new haircut? How about having sex with the biggest porn star in France on the streets of Paris? Are there any boundaries left?

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Lush Stories – Humor Month Sex Stories Competition

Lush Stories are running another competition:

April was designated as “National Humor Month” in 1976, by Larry Wilde.

It was designed to heighten public awareness on how the joy and therapeutic value of laughter can improve health, boost morale, increase communication skills and enrich the quality of one’s life.

Competition Theme

Show your humorous and creative side. We are looking for fun, lighthearted and sexy stories / poems. Be as absurd and far-fetched as you like. Make us laugh!

Winners will be announced on 19 April, “Humorous Day”.

My entry is Lizzy’s Lost World, a tale about Lizzy, a girl who accompanies the man of her fantasies to an island retreat and encounters some unusal wildlife.

Read all the entries here

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Pee Perverts: Wet at Work – New ebook on Amazon

The third ebook in the ‘Pee Perverts’ series of short stories, Wet at Work, is now available on Amazon. ‘Pee Perverts’ is a series for readers who want their erotic sex to be a little bit wetter than the mainstream and there are further details about the series here

Pee Perverts: Wet at Work
Abigail Thornton’s ‘Pee Perverts: Wet at Work’ eBook

Pee Perverts: Wet at Work by Abigail Thornton

The ebook is up on Amazon.co.uk and Amazon.com

Lisa Jones has enjoyed a beer or three after work and finds herself trapped by the weather with a tall, dark stranger and a full bladder. She knows it’s only a matter of time before she submits to the needs of her aching body but can she indulge a new-found perversion and get her man?

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Valentine’s Day 2013 Sex Stories Competition – Winners Announced

My entry, Love Machine, came second! I’m thrilled that one of my stories has been chosen for the rostrum again.

There are lots of great stories on offer – read any (or all) of the entries here

My prize is a MIA 2 Vibrator, a USB chargable lipstick vibrator – which gives 90 minutes of continous use. Blimey!

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New ‘Love Poem’ Available on Lush Stories

I’ve published a naughty little poem on Lush Stories here. ‘Two Girls in a Bar… He Didn’t Get Far’ is what can happen when a guy flashes his cash to win over a pretty girl… or two.

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