101 Words: She Wanted to Sneeze

There was a young girl with knobbly knees,
Who had an orgasm whenever she sneezed.
Her name was Rach and she had some fun,
When her nose went twitchy, she looked at the sun.

Her nasal cavity it itched and it scratched,
A tightening below – there was something attached.
But her breath just caught as she tipped her head back,
She wanted to sneeze but had not the knack.

She tried really hard but instead of sneezing,
Nothing happened, her body just teasing.
Her doctor she went to see with her issue,
He sprinkled some pepper and gave her a tissue.

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