Pee Perverts: Cruise Control by Abigail Thornton
Part-time travel writer, Maynard Harrison, is delighted to be breaking the Covid shackles in May 2022 as he heads to Copenhagen for a cruise around the Baltic.
A cruise virgin, Maynard is flustered when he meets waitress, Maria, the first flesh-and-blood woman he has interacted with for a couple of years; she’s got boobs which jiggle and hips which sway and an ass which looks like it wants to burst out of her dark blue uniform.
Being on the receiving end of deliberate teasing, Maynard is already fighting the urgent need to interfere with himself in public when Maria reveals that she is bursting to pee and isn’t allowed to excuse herself to go to the bathroom.
‘Female Desperation’ featured in Maynard’s internet searches during lockdown, and Maria is shocked (but delighted – and then shocked again) by Maynard’s offer to help, courtesy of his (temporarily) empty glass.
This story of what happens when a man’s naughtiest internet searches are made real is told in 9000 words.
The Cruise Control ebook is available from Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk